Kitchen worktops in Kentish Town

Yes. The standard is a two or three storey Victorian terrace with the kitchen in the back addition, giving a long thin room and an L-run down one wall with the boiler cupboard eating the corner. Side-return infills are common on the streets off Fortess Road and turn that into a 4-5m galley, with an island only where the return is wide enough to leave a walkway. A controlled parking zone means either a visitor permit sorted in advance or a suspended bay, and a suspension is applied for days ahead rather than on the morning. Waste is the part people forget: the old laminate or tired granite has to be walked back to the van and it does not get lighter. Old tops out and new stone in, both through the same gap.

Victorian terrace, 1930s mansion block, post-war ex-local-authority and Edwardian terrace. A long piece has to come through the front door, down the hall, round the newel post and through a doorway with a step down into the addition. In most Victorian terraces the kitchen sits in the back addition, so you get a narrow galley with one outside wall and nothing square to work off. Units kept, surface changed, one day.

Camden CPZ Monday to Saturday with very fast bay turnover, and the side roads off Kentish Town Road are one-way with build-outs, so the van usually stops on the main road and the slab is walked in. Front doors sit up three to five steps behind railings and the halls are typically under 900mm, which is the real limiting dimension rather than the doorway. Door width, hall width and the diagonal at the turn are three separate measurements, and it is the diagonal that catches people out. Worth remembering that the old tops have to come out the way the new ones come in, and a laminate run is easier to remove in one length than to carry in one. The strip-out is planned around it.

Worktop replacement, worktop templating and worktop installation, in that order. The junction between the original room and the extension is the point to watch, because the two floors rarely sit at the same height. The fitting day is scheduled to suit that rather than to suit the diary. One visit, done properly. Rear-addition walls here are routinely out by 15-25mm over 3m, so template on site and scribe rather than trusting a plan, and allow for a join where old brick meets new blockwork on a fresh extension.

Side-return kitchens are long and narrow with one outside wall, and the wall the run sits against is often the oldest, least straight surface in the house. A layout templated off one wall instead of one datum will not sit right once all the pieces are down together. One datum for the whole room. A run can measure dead right at both ends and still belly out in the middle, which only appears once the template plots the intermediate points. On the day it means dry-laying, marking, and cutting the scribe on site before anything is bonded. Eased in, never forced. Material runs from £110 per square metre supply only, and templating, fabrication and fitting are quoted on their own lines rather than rolled into one figure.

A street with houses in single occupation next to the same houses cut into flats produces two completely different jobs from the same elevation. The fitting day is arranged with whoever can actually give us access for the whole slot. Protection goes down first. Tell us the building when you book and the lift, the stair turn and any freeholder notice get built into the day rather than found on it.