Vauxhall kitchens
The kitchens we meet in Vauxhall
Anyone who has already replaced a kitchen in Vauxhall will tell you that worktop installation is decided by the room long before anyone opens a colour chart. The riverside towers have compact open-plan kitchens where an appliance wall and a 2.4m peninsula do everything, and upgrades are top-only swaps within the existing carcasses. The older terraces behind the gyratory have small rear kitchens with room for a single run and a fridge alcove. Old kitchens rarely announce what they are. That is why somebody comes out and looks before a price is written.
The kitchen normally sits in the back addition or a later side return, which puts the run against the oldest and least straight wall in the building. Almost everything that makes a fitting day hard is a property of the building rather than of the stone. Door fronts and stone edges get checked against each other first.
Half-landings mean the back of the house sits at a slightly different level from the front, and a knocked-through kitchen crosses that line. Old skirting behind the carcasses is checked at worktop height, since that is what decides whether the top can go back tight. Levelled first, then set, then sealed.
What we are measuring in, mostly, is Riverside high-rise, Victorian terrace, Postwar estate block and 2010s apartment. The template reads them differently even where the layout looks identical.