There is a reason we ask about the building before we talk about stone, and bathroom worktop fitting in Lamorbey is a good illustration of it. Interwar housing around the park with rear kitchens and separate dining rooms; many have a side extension over the old garage, which gives a wide kitchen with an L and a small island rather than one long run. Tell us which street you are on in Lamorbey and what the old worktop is, and we can usually narrow it down before we visit.
The chimney breast in the kitchen once took a copper or a back boiler, and whatever is left of it is rarely square to the rest of the room. The stone is the straightforward half of a bathroom. The order the trades come in is what actually decides when we can be there. A window reveal in a bathroom is stone as much as the vanity is.
Original quarry-tiled floors sit lower than a later screed, so a run crossing that junction needs the units packed to one level. The original bathroom in these houses is the small room over the hall, and a vanity in it is short, shallow and hard against a wall at each end, so both ends are scribed and there is no tolerance left between them. The bathroom in a house like this is rarely where it started.
On this patch the buildings are 1930s semi, interwar detached, 1960s low-rise flats and postwar terrace. They fail in different places, which is why the survey looks at different things.
Figures cover the statistical area (MSOA) that contains Lamorbey| Figure | Lamorbey | Against London | What it means for the job |
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| homes built before 1919 | 2% | pre-1919 share lower than 88% of the 723 areas we cover | Corners tend to come in close to square. |
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| homes built 1919 to 1939 | 71% | inter-war share higher than 95% of the 723 areas we cover | The inter-war kitchen repeats street to street. |
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| homes built since 2010 | 1% | post-2010 share lower than 92% of the 723 areas we cover | No two kitchens are set out alike. |
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Sources: VOA Council Tax Stock of Properties 2025 and ONS Census 2021 for MSOA E02000086. Open Government Licence v3.0.