Bathroom worktop fitting in Coulsdon is not one job repeated, because the kitchens here are not one kind of kitchen. Split between older inter-war semis with extended rear kitchens and newer estate housing where the kitchen-diner is already open-plan and only the tops get upgraded. The newer houses come with narrow 600mm cabinets and a peninsula rather than an island. Either way, the next step is the same one: get someone out to look, and get the measurements written down.
Crittall windows were swapped for plastic ones in openings that were made good rather than rebuilt, which leaves reveals that are neither straight nor equal. Bathrooms in buildings like this are reached up a flight and worked in a room two people can barely stand in, and the visit is planned around both. The tap decides the drilling, so the tap is settled first.
The original kitchen was a small rear room with a larder and a back door, and nearly all of them have since been opened into the dining room. Half-tiled walls are the norm, and the tile line is what the splash return has to meet, which is a decision taken before machining rather than discovered afterwards. Old pipework is boxed rather than moved, and the top notches round it.
On this patch the buildings are 1930s semi, post-war detached, 2000s Cane Hill new-build and town-centre flats. They fail in different places, which is why the survey looks at different things.
Figures cover the statistical area (MSOA) that contains Coulsdon| Figure | Coulsdon | Against London |
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| homes built before 1919 | 14% | pre-1919 share lower than 60% of the 723 areas we cover |
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| households in a converted or shared house | 3% | converted-house share lower than 65% of the 723 areas we cover |
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| households with no car or van | 21% | no-car share lower than 84% of the 723 areas we cover |
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Sources: VOA Council Tax Stock of Properties 2025 and ONS Census 2021 for MSOA E02000234. Open Government Licence v3.0.