Whatever you have read about bathroom worktop fitting in Longbridge, the only version that matters is the one measured against the kitchen you are standing in. Some of the better period stock in the borough sits around Barking Park, with larger bay-fronted houses whose original kitchens are big enough to work with once the old scullery wall comes out. Where houses have been converted to flats, the kitchens are carved out of former bedrooms with services run along one wall, which produces short runs and a lot of awkward boxing to scribe around. You are not expected to diagnose your own kitchen. Get us out to Longbridge, and we will tell you what you have got.
A picture rail, a deep skirting and a moulded architrave all sit in the way of anything that assumes flat wall from floor to ceiling. What that does to a vanity is push the whole job into a narrow depth, because a bathroom takes the same stone as a kitchen in about two thirds of the width. The stone is the simple half of a bathroom fit.
The rear wall is usually a single brick thick and has been rendered, patched and re-rendered, so it bows in and out along the length of the run. Either way the walls are thin, the floor is boards over shallow joists and nothing meets at a right angle, so the vanity is scribed at both ends and the unit is fixed back to the wall as well as standing on the floor. A boxed riser in the corner is the usual obstacle upstairs.
The kitchens here sit in Victorian terrace, Edwardian bay-fronted house, inter-war semi and period conversion flat. The wall build-up is different in each, and the scribe follows the wall.
Figures cover the statistical area (MSOA) Longbridge shares with its neighbours| Figure | Longbridge | Against London | What it means for the job |
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| homes built before 1919 | 1% | pre-1919 share lower than 94% of the 723 areas we cover | Corners tend to come in close to square. |
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| homes built 1919 to 1939 | 69% | inter-war share higher than 93% of the 723 areas we cover | The inter-war kitchen repeats street to street. |
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| homes built since 2010 | 2% | post-2010 share lower than 85% of the 723 areas we cover | No two kitchens are set out alike. |
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Sources: VOA Council Tax Stock of Properties 2025 and ONS Census 2021 for MSOA E02000012. Open Government Licence v3.0.