The vanity tops in New Eltham that go smoothly are the ones where somebody asked awkward questions about the room at the start. Wider interwar plots than Eltham proper with more detached houses and chalet bungalows, so kitchens are square rather than long, usually reworked into a U with a peninsula. A fair number of bungalow kitchens have low ceilings and window sills that sit close to the worktop. The quotation visit costs nothing and commits you to nothing. It is also the simplest way to find out which you have.
Solid brick with a sand and cement render is firm to work against and reliably out of plumb across the length of a run. Humidity is the difference nobody mentions, because a room that fills with steam twice a day treats sealant, grout and every joint in it far harder than a kitchen ever does. A vanity is priced as its own piece, not as a length of worktop.
Bungalow kitchens are frequently extended into the rear or opened into the roof space, so the room is part original and part new build. Where the bathroom has been taken over a rear addition the room gains length rather than width, so a longer vanity becomes possible and a deeper one still does not. Half tiling leaves a line the splash return has to meet.
The houses and blocks behind these jobs are 1930s semi, interwar chalet bungalow, 1960s detached and postwar infill. A quote that ignores which one you have is guessing.
Figures cover the statistical area (MSOA) that contains New Eltham| Figure | New Eltham | Against London | What it means for the job |
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| homes built before 1919 | 9% | pre-1919 share lower than 70% of the 723 areas we cover | Corners tend to come in close to square. |
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| homes built 1919 to 1939 | 63% | inter-war share higher than 91% of the 723 areas we cover | The inter-war kitchen repeats street to street. |
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| homes built since 2010 | 3% | post-2010 share lower than 80% of the 723 areas we cover | No two kitchens are set out alike. |
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Sources: VOA Council Tax Stock of Properties 2025 and ONS Census 2021 for MSOA E02000344. Open Government Licence v3.0.