Where the vanity tops in Primrose Hill get complicated is rarely the stone itself, and much more often the room the stone has to go into. Tall narrow houses where the kitchen sits at garden level at the back of the lower ground, one room deep, so you are working to a 3-4m single run with a small return and rarely an island. The stucco terraces have shallow rear extensions rather than full-width returns, so the room stays long and thin no matter what the designer draws. Once the template is taken the figure stops moving. Everything before that is an estimate and is described as one.
Lath and plaster, a settled floor and a hall with a turn in it are the three things that decide how this job runs. Bathrooms in buildings like this are reached up a flight and worked in a room two people can barely stand in, and the visit is planned around both. A vanity is where an expensive slab stops being expensive.
Listing and conservation conditions apply to a good number of these, which constrains what can be altered around the kitchen rather than what goes on top of the units. The bathroom in one of these is almost never original: it is a later room over the back addition, or a bedroom divided in two. Older walls give a vanity nothing straight to sit against.
The kinds of building we work in here are early Victorian stucco terrace, Regency terrace, conversion flat and mews. The template reads them differently even where the layout looks identical.
Figures cover the statistical area (MSOA) that contains Primrose Hill| Figure | Primrose Hill | Against London | What it means for the job |
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| homes built 1919 to 1939 | 0% | inter-war share lower than 98% of the 723 areas we cover | The plans vary house by house. |
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| homes built since 2010 | 4% | post-2010 share lower than 69% of the 723 areas we cover | No two kitchens are set out alike. |
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| flats and maisonettes | 81% | flat share higher than 76% of the 723 areas we cover | The lift car is part of the specification here. |
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Sources: VOA Council Tax Stock of Properties 2025 and ONS Census 2021 for MSOA E02000183. Open Government Licence v3.0.