Ask three neighbours what they paid for bathroom worktop fitting in Swiss Cottage and you will get three answers, all of them correct for the kitchen they were quoting. Dominated by purpose-built flats, so kitchens are self-contained rooms of 2.5-3.5m with services fixed on one wall and no scope to move the stack. Layouts are almost always galley or single-wall with a short return, and open plan only appears in the newer blocks. Either way, the next step is the same one: get someone out to look, and get the measurements written down.
Old plaster built up over decades makes the scribing heavy, and that time has to be in the plan rather than found on the day. Nobody looks at a bathroom surface until the sealant discolours, at which point nobody looks at anything else in the room. A window reveal in a bathroom is stone as much as the vanity is.
Floors are concrete with a screed and a thin finish, so there is no give anywhere and packing the carcasses is the only way to get a plane. Walls are thick, old and out of true, which means the vanity is scribed at both ends and the splash return is cut to follow the wall rather than to a straight line. A rear addition bathroom is cold, narrow and full of pipework.
Around here the stock is 1930s mansion block, post-war block, Victorian villa conversion and modern apartment. They fail in different places, which is why the survey looks at different things.
Figures cover the statistical area (MSOA) that contains Swiss Cottage| Figure | Swiss Cottage | Against London | What it means for the job |
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| flats and maisonettes | 90% | flat share higher than 86% of the 723 areas we cover | The lift car is part of the specification here. |
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| households owning their home | 32% | home-ownership share lower than 74% of the 723 areas we cover | |
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| households with no car or van | 58% | no-car share higher than 75% of the 723 areas we cover | |
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Sources: VOA Council Tax Stock of Properties 2025 and ONS Census 2021 for MSOA E02000182. Open Government Licence v3.0.